Restroom $3.00

More pay to pee signs in South Beach.

You see these a lot during busy holiday weekends, especially Memorial Day weekend.

Restroom $3.00 for non-costumer. People wearing costumes: free.

Found on Washington Avenue in Miami Beach.

Espanola Way

Early morning in South Beach about an hour before sunrise.

It's hard to believe sometimes that the city can be so quiet. And peaceful.

Espanola Way, Miami Beach, Florida

Pay To Pee

South Beach is not a pee friendly neighborhood. An inconvenient fact when you remember that a large part of the city's income comes from heavy drinking.

You have to pay here to pee here.

Found on Washington Avenue in Miami Beach.

Word One Way

Sometimes people will add words or messages to signs. Usually it makes an obvious statement. Other times it just leaves me scratching my head.

 Word One Way
Found on Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Open

Yes We're Open

Just technically not right now.

Found on Alton Road in Miami Beach at 3:00 a.m.

They were closed.

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Help Wanted

Truth in advertising. A first for Miami.

The sign reads: "Help Wanted: Experienced, motivated people who don't mind going home with that distinctive 'fajita smell.'"

Not only are they telling you what to expect up front, but they did it using proper English and grammar.

Was I dreaming? I had to pinch myself.

Found at Lime Mexican Grill on Alton Road in Miami Beach.

Fresh Wax Please Keep Off Floor

Please, come in. Just don't walk on the floor.

Thank you. Come again.

Found on Lincoln Road in Miami Beach.