Sometimes I think people do things just to mess with you. Some guy was probably sitting next to his window watching people walk by in the alley and scratch their head over this little number.
The sign says, "Danger! Do Not Enter!" and is dated. Wouldn't you agree that it is unusual to date a sign? There doesn't appear to be any actual danger. No holes in the ground. No wires hanging from the building. No dead bodies. No strange odors. So what's all the fuss about?
Found in the alley behind 9th Street in South Beach.
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
No Dumping
Remember how I love juxtapositions? And I especially love finding posted signs right next to people ignoring the sign.
Here we have a sign saying please clean up after your dog. Just below the sign is a little green box filled with doggie bags. To the left, a nice, convenient garbage can. And on the ground...
...an array of dog turds not in a doggie bag and not in the garbage can.
So typical!
Found on the Boardwalk in South Beach.
Here we have a sign saying please clean up after your dog. Just below the sign is a little green box filled with doggie bags. To the left, a nice, convenient garbage can. And on the ground...
...an array of dog turds not in a doggie bag and not in the garbage can.
So typical!
Found on the Boardwalk in South Beach.
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Trespassers Will Be Persecuted
You know they mean business when they start persecuting people.
I like to make fun of the graffiti artists with poor spelling and grammar but at least they have an excuse: they're high school dropouts.
But this sign? No excuse. Found on the boardwalk in front of a large, well known hotel in South Beach. They pride themselves on being the best of best.
And yet, they paid for this:
Not only did they pay for it, but they posted it. And none of their staff noticed.
Found on the Boardwalk in South Beach.
I like to make fun of the graffiti artists with poor spelling and grammar but at least they have an excuse: they're high school dropouts.
But this sign? No excuse. Found on the boardwalk in front of a large, well known hotel in South Beach. They pride themselves on being the best of best.
And yet, they paid for this:
Not only did they pay for it, but they posted it. And none of their staff noticed.
Found on the Boardwalk in South Beach.
Monday, January 7, 2013
Be Tre 2 U
Look, I understand. It's easy to forget a letter now and then. You got a lot going on when you're on the city bus. It's not easy to keep one eye on your graffiti and one eye on the passangers.
From time to time you're going to lose your place and forget a letter. Just shove it right back on in there.
You own that shit.
Be True 2 U
Found on the city bus in Miami Beach.
From time to time you're going to lose your place and forget a letter. Just shove it right back on in there.
You own that shit.
Be True 2 U
Found on the city bus in Miami Beach.
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Lincoln Road Bus Stop
Calm and serene. Waiting for the bus at 3:00 a.m. on Lincoln Road.
Lincoln Road bus stop in South Beach.
Lincoln Road bus stop in South Beach.
Saturday, January 5, 2013
No Machete Juggling
Remember when I said you can see anything in South Beach? Yeah, even machete juggling. Just not at this bbq restaurant.
Absolutely NO machete juggling allowed.
Found on Washington Avenue in South Beach.
Absolutely NO machete juggling allowed.
Found on Washington Avenue in South Beach.
Friday, January 4, 2013
We Where Here
You see a lot of stuff on the bus, but one thing you won't see is proper grammar and spelling. Compliments of the Miami-Dade educational system:
We where here. Where were you?
Found while riding the Quarter Bus in South Beach.
We where here. Where were you?
Found while riding the Quarter Bus in South Beach.
Thursday, January 3, 2013
No Parking
I love juxtapositions. Luckily, Miami is full of them.
I especially love finding signs saying don't do something and then finding that thing right next to the sign.
Like this: a No Parking sign on a street filled with parked cars.
No Parking, Miami Beach
I especially love finding signs saying don't do something and then finding that thing right next to the sign.
Like this: a No Parking sign on a street filled with parked cars.
No Parking, Miami Beach
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
9th St and Lurkers Ave
Tricksters like to rename street signs to something more descriptive of the area.
9th Street and Lurkers Avenue in South Beach
9th Street and Lurkers Avenue in South Beach
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Weird Load Van
I love walking around South Beach. You see some of the most bizarre things.
Weird Load
Van found on 9th Street in South Beach
Weird Load
Van found on 9th Street in South Beach
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